Top Gear - Season 14, Episode 6

Top Gear - Season 14, Episode 6 — (Full Episode)Season 14, Episode 6 — Originally aired on December 27th, 2009 South America Special * Jeremy, Richard, and James buy three cars over the Internet and then drive them over 1000 miles from the rainforest of Bolivia, over the Death Road and the Andes, to the Pacific coast of Chile Bolivia Special

Top Gear Apocalypse 2010

Just what will motoring be like in a post apocalyptic world that’s been blown to bits by nuclear bombs or a massive comet? It’s a burning question that’s on literally nobody’s mind, and we give you all the answers in this brand new, incredibly cheerful Top Gear DVD. Embarking on a terrifying journey into the future, we show you how to drive to work in the perpetual darkness of a Nuclear Winter, how to make motorsport exciting when there’s only two racing drivers left alive, and, in a world where all cars are bristling with weapons, how to survive the savage, explosive fury of a Doomsday M.O.T test. And amongst all the nuclear carnage, we also tackle the ultimate petrolhead’s dilemma – what cars would you take for a final drive if there was only one barrel of petrol left on the planet? The explosions are huge, the cars are superb, so relax and enjoy.

Top gear - Death Road

[BANC] Blonde de Craciun

Doua blonde hotarasc sa mearga in padure sa-si caute un brad de Craciun.

Dupa cateva ore de cautare una dintre ele ii spune celeilalte:

- Asa nu mai merge! Eu propun sa luam primul brad care il gasim … indiferent daca are globuri sau nu!!!!

Un tigan la spovedanie [BANC]

Cica un tigan se duce pentru prima data la spovedit.Il vede pe preotul scotandu-si ceasul de la mana si-l pune pe masa.

Preotul : Cu ce ai pacatuit fiule?

Tiganu ( punand mana pe ceas ) : Fur parinte.

Preotul : Se zice “am furat”

Tiganu ( bagand ceasul in buzunar ) : Am furat parinte.

Preotul : Ai incercat sa-i restitui obictul proprietarului?

Tiganu : Eu vi-l dau dumneavoastra parinte.

Preotul : Nu mi-l da mie,da-l proprietarului.

Tiganu : Nu a vrut sa-l primeasca.

Preotul : Atunci pastreaza-l tu.

Profa ii da lui Bula 4 propozitii [BANC]

Profa ii da lui Bula 4 propozitii pentru maine de facut. Bula se duce acasa,intreband-o pe maica-sa:

- Mama zi o propozitie!,,

- Taci,bre,ca ma calci pe nervi!

Bula noteaza…o intreaba pe sora-sa: -sora,zi o propozitie!,,

- Si ce daca,si ce daca?

Bula noteaza…

il intreaba si pe taica-sau: -tata,spune o propozitie!,,

-stefan cel mare,stefan cel mare!

bula noteaza…

il intreaba pe frate-sau: -frate,zi o propozitie!,,

-un caca mic si gras,un caca mic si gras!!!

bula noteaza.

a doua zi, profa…spune cele 4 propozitii!,,

-taci,bre,ca ma calci pe nervi!

-acuma chem directorul!

-si ce daca,si ce daca?

vine directorul…

-cine te crezi,baietas?

-stefan cel mare,stefan cel mare!

-da pe mine cine ma crezi?

-un caca mic si gras,un caca mic si gras!!!

Spune-mi, intra? [banc]

Spune-mi, intra?

- Da!

- Si doare?

- Ohh, da! Doare!

- Il bag incet!

- Tot doare!

- Bine! Sa incercam alt pantof atunci!